Instead of using cialis to get an erection, you could just jam a footlong, 1/4″ thick glass rod up your urethra. Then, when you want to get soft again, just smash it with a hammer.
When I worked at The UPS Store, we had one guy who just exuded a complete aura of “pervert” who had a mailbox with us. He used to get magazines and catalogs delivered to the box in a sealed paper envelope. After he closed out his account there, those kept coming for him, and since he was a weirdo and we were terrible employees, we opened one one day and it was a catalog of some of the most extreme, nastiest BDSM accessories I’d ever seen in my life, including an entire section of urethra plugs, some of which were ribbed for his “pleasure”.
I lost my train of thought.
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